"Even when the whole world turns its back on you, you still have yourself." Lady Gaga


Lmao. It’s so not about dick size.

(Source: kimkartrashian, via crystallized-teardrops)


I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf, via pizza)


i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via orgasm)


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via lamelohan)